||September 10, 2006
Stan tries to get Steve to attend summer camp; the only one available that he can find, however, turns out to be a refugee camp in Africa. Meanwhile, Roger and Francine take up role-playing, though they can't come up with a mutual backstory.
||The American Dad After School Special
||September 17, 2006
After meeting Steve's new overweight girlfriend, Stan becomes obsessed with keeping his own weight under control and becomes anorexic; Steve must then make a hard choice to save his life. Meanwhile, Roger tries to break up Steve and his new girl.
||Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option
||September 24, 2006
Stan loses his confidence when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation, and plots his revenge. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls.
||November 5, 2006
Stan, who is normally homophobic, tries to live out his dream of speaking at the Republican National Convention by acting gay. While the people around him disapprove of his new lifestyle choice, Stan decides to follow his heart to speak on their behalf.
||Dungeons and Wagons
||November 12, 2006
After discovering Francine is looking for some excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the driver's seat and becomes involved in drag racing to spice things up. Meanwhile, Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend Jeff, who joins Steve's world of online gaming.
||Iced, Iced Babies
||November 19, 2006
After Steve begins taking his relationship with his girlfriend to a new level, Francine develops empty nest syndrome and tries to convince Stan to have another baby. Meanwhile, Roger becomes a college professor and Hayley finds a new crush in her classmate Ethan.
||Of Ice and Men
||November 26, 2006
Francine discovers Stan's passion for figure skating and becomes his pairs partner, but Stan's competitive nature gets the best of him. Meanwhile, Steve's classmate Snot finds new respect among his peers when he parades his mail-order bride around the playground.
||December 10, 2006
When Roger helps Steve see how stupid Stan is, they run away to New York to become successful. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is certain that the two have just run away to the tree house, which is promptly destroyed during a lightning storm.
||The Best Christmas Story Never
||December 17, 2006
With Stan's Christmas spirit at an all-time low, the Ghost of Christmas Past visits him and tries to show him the true meaning of Christmas. However, Stan is convinced that Christmas can be saved by changing the outcome of the Vietnam War and killing Jane Fonda.
||Bush Comes to Dinner
||January 7, 2007
President Bush come over to the Smiths' house for dinner after Stan wins an essay-writing contest, prompting Hayley to drill him on the Iraq War. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger are convinced they know where Osama bin Laden is hiding, but ultimately get the President drunk.
||American Dream Factory
||January 28, 2007
Stan turns entrepreneur and opens a teddy-bear factory when he feels he's slowing down at work. But when he discovers that quick profit equals hard work, he resorts to using illegal aliens for cheap labor. Meanwhile, Roger begins to take over Steve's rock band.
||A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial
||February 11, 2007
When Roger is rejected by Steve, he heads out in search of a new human companion. But when his new friend starts to abuse Roger, Steve and Hayley plot to get Roger out of the bad relationship. Meanwhile, Stan tours the Mr. Pibb factory and meets the man himself.
||Black Mystery Month
||February 18, 2007
While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy thats been going on since the Civil War and strives to expose it to the public. Meanwhile, Roger stalls during a game of Jenga with Hayley.
||An Apocalypse to Remember
||March 25, 2007
A misunderstanding at the CIA leads Stan to believe it's the end of the world. Even after he realizes his error, he keeps his family convinced they are the last people on Earth so they can respect him. Meanwhile, Roger gets married so he can buy a new blender.
||Four Little Words
||April 1, 2007
Stan goes to great lengths to never, ever end up in a situation ending with Francine telling him, "I told you so." She lets him hook his boss Bullock up with her friend, but when Bullock accidentally kills the woman, Stan frames Francine so that she'll stop asking questions.
||When a Stan Loves a Woman
||April 29, 2007
Stan feels his marriage is on shaky ground after discovering Francine's secret sex garden, so Francine insists on a divorce in order to rekindle their romance, and so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again. Meanwhile, Steve becomes addicted to an energy drink.
||I Can't Stan You
||May 6, 2007
Stan brings some special CIA equipment home to eavesdrop on neighbors, discovering what they really think about him. To get back at them, he has the entire neighborhood evicted. Meanwhile Roger convinces Steve to join him in scamming store owners out of money.
||The Magnificent Steven
||May 13, 2007
Stan recounts his story of how he set out on a quest to make Steve a man, which gets him prosecuted for slaughtering contaminated cattle. Meanwhile, Roger starts a cat fight between Francine and Hayley after he unintentionally gives one a little more attention.
||May 20, 2007
Roger and Stan turn into bounty hunters and chase Jeff, who is wanted for smuggling marijuana across the country. But when the truth is revealed, Stan offers some fatherly advice. Meanwhile, Steve becomes convinced that he has been cursed with a psychic gift.