Stressed out by his family and his obligations, Stan decides to buy a hot tub to relieve his stress, but gets into hot water when he finds out the hot tub is evil.

When a hurricane hits Langley Falls, the Smiths fight like mad to survive in their home. Part 1 of a three-part crossover with Family Guy and The Cleveland Show.

Roger becomes Steve's legal guardian, but gets a little overzealous in the parenting department.

Stan convinces Principal Lewis to marry the school superintendent in order to be the Best Man at their wedding.

Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell.

Francine accidentally leads Roger to a dangerous alien hunter while trying to get revenge on Stan.

Hayley and Jeff adopt a child who turns out to be possessed.

When Steve tries to prove himself as a macho man to Stan, he follows in Roger's footsteps and tries to change himself from the outside in with a superhero persona. Meanwhile, Francine is going through an identity crisis of her own when she receives surprising news that could change the family forever.

When Stan finally has enough money to afford a membership at the golf club he has worked at for the past thirty summers, his hard work and perseverance prove to be futile when the club gives a membership to Steve first. However, things are not all what they seem when Stan realizes who the club owner really is.

Stan joins Roger and Steve's fictional detective agency, but he ruins the fun by being extremely incompetent at his "job." Roger demands that Steve fire Stan, but Steve cannot bring himself to do it and ends up lying to Roger. Things take a turn for the worse when Stan is kidnapped, and Steve must tell Roger the truth.

When Stan is overly enthusiastic about his hatred for old people, a hex is placed on him that turns him into a frail, old man. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine on a road trip to a dance competition, but she soon finds out it's not what she bargained for.

When Barry threatens Stan's old high school wrestling record, Stan enlists Roger to beat Barry and defend his small claim to fame. However, Stan is caught off-guard when Roger, not Barry, is actually the threat to Stan's record.

Roger acts as the family therapist as his alter-ego "Dr. Penguin" until he is sent out to fight the war in Iraq. Klaus decides to take Roger's role while he's away, but not without major ruckus being caused.

Despite Stan's objections, Francine buys Steve the dog he's always wanted.

After losing patience with Hayley and Jeff for their freeloading ways, Stan bets the young couple that he and Francine can live on minimum wage for a month. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger embark on a mission to test drive the car of their dreams.

Stan fears that he might not be Hayley's real dad, so he travels back in time to find out who might be. Alas, he disrupts events back then and must undo them to avoid changing the future.

Roger rediscovers his alter-ego "Ricky Spanish," the most despised man in town while Stan and Francine are in for a surprise when their sponsored child from Africa shows up on their doorstep.

When Stan catches Steve playing imaginary games with his toys, he decides to take his son down to Mexico to help him become a man. But the trip takes a turn for the worse when Stan and Steve are kidnapped by a drug cartel, and it’s up to Steve to break himself and Stan out of captivity.